This week I had my worst surf for 2 years, one of those
depressing surfs where you always feel vaguely out of position and every drop
turns into a hassle. To add to that pain I paid over £70 for the pleasure. Ladies
and gentleman I was at the Surf Snowdonia Wavegarden. Worse still I had this moment
of surfing horror right in front of my family, who when not commenting on the
cost of the sandwiches were shouting things like “you’re not meant to fall off
daddy”.
So was it me, or was it the Wavegarden? I am not really
sure. On arrival the whole thing was slightly less than idyllic, rain was
hammering down and a strong wind was running down the lake. But we watched a
few waves come through and it looked pretty good, easy to surf, with a nice
wall on offer. I regularly surf waves of this size and shape no problem at all on
a range of boards so my nerves started to ease. I note I don’t recall ever
being so nervous pre surf.
When I went to get my boards off the car the first worrying
doubt appeared, one of the instructors commented that I should ride my board
with most float. On the roof I had a 6.3 quad, 6.6 twinny and my 7.0 magic
carpet. The plan was to ride the twinny first session and the quad second
session. Plans change. So the 7.0 and 6.6 went up to the board rack at the well
organised dispersal point. I checked in, got changed inside (a surfing first
for me), put on a 3.2 (being a Scottish surfer I had to get it out the loft),
told a beginner to put his wetsuit on the other way round, and went for the pre-surf
brief.
Here the next doubt appeared. The staff rep was keen to
state that you had to stay as close to the pier netting as possible when
paddling and be quick on take-off to make a turn and get down the line. It was
clear from the tone that people were struggling in the advanced group with
these issues. “Don’t hold onto the netting either”, he said. “Why would you
need to?” thought I, looking out at the lake?
Hour 1)
My 6.6 is like a cork in the sea so I ignored the floaty
warning and jumped in with it and was first up, surfing front side. The sled/wave
by the way goes both ways down the lake – i.e. you don’t need to paddle out,
just back and forward sharing with two others so every third wave belongs to
you and you alternate front and back side – this by the way works really well.
Incredibly simple, at any one time there is one on a wave and one waiting at
each end.
It went downhill from there, I fell on the next couple (too
far inside), then missed a couple (too far outside) or couldn’t get over to the
open face. Pressure started to build and it started to all feel like hard work,
plus I was paying for it. The depression of the fact that it just wasn’t that
good started to dawn on me.
Front side I got over to the face a couple more times which
was great as it really walls up with a load of push behind it, but I had almost
nothing to shout about backhand. By the time I got out after the first hour it
felt like a waste of money for a lot of frustration and 2 maybe 3 good waves.
And a few people around me were muttering the same thing.
Here are the problems with the wave that I found.
1)
There is a lot of current kicking around between
waves. They had to reset the plough at one point and my board got sucked up
against the netting from under me – it was mildly disconcerting! I was
constantly paddling one way or another just prior to each wave. Tucking a
subtle toe into the pier netting helped.
2)
The wave does not push straight – the waves are created by the sled in the middle but they
break from the outside back towards the sled. This makes the dynamics feel very
different to the ocean, as the wave pushes you out from the pier as it comes
underneath and the take off is sideways but away from the direction you want to
go. Get pushed too far and it is just a late drop in the white water and a waveface
you are unlikely to recover. The more I think about it the more I think the
trick is to stay as close to the pier as possible when paddling and never give
up on that. My best waves were when I remembered that. Mentally you push wide
though because it feels like it would naturally give yourself an easier take
off. It doesn’t. The reverse happens and you look like a kook. It is easier in
against the pier, trust me.
3)
The inconsistency. All Wavegarden waves are
created equal right? Not so, the biggest surprise seemed to be that you didn’t
know what you were going to get. I spoke to a few people who felt the same. One
moment you were being launched over the falls, the next struggling to get into
it, and then if you did, you were missing the section.
4)
Lack of time to size up the incoming wave.
You get precious little. If you compare the
start point of the sled with a normal wave, the sled starts from about
20-30yards behind you. At this point in the sea, most of the decision making is
done, i.e. you can get in the right spot, simple as that. The first measure you
get of a Garden wave is when it is right up behind you, therefore to a degree
you paddle and hope, rather than line it up.
By way of a measure in the sea I
would have pulled back off 50% of the Wavegarden waves to see if there was
anything better behind, or I would have been better aligned to the take off – I
generally don’t misjudge waves this size and shape. If I look at some of the
photos where I fell on take-off I was miles out of position.
5)
The wind – it was blowing pretty hard down the
lake which made sitting in the spot pretty tough and the face bumpy. Hard to
tell how much of factor this played. All my best waves were downwind oddly enough??
The two other lads in my group seemed to be having a better
time than I, one had a board with a load of float and the other was just a very
good surfer. My caddie (wife) switched my board at thirty mins down to my 7.0
but I didn’t feel much better. Being brutally honest, it was just totally shit.
£45 for 2 or 3 good waves and 10-11 shit ones. There is no denying the good
waves were pretty good though.
Stopped for the break before my next session and had a hot
chocolate and some piss take from the girls. As we sat in the café there were
three guys on short boards paddling on our side and in the 20 mins I watched for
not one of them got into a wave. This is meant to be fun. On the far side
though I could see a guy on a short board ripping it apart. Plus Guts Griffiths
was down filming a long boarder (could have been Sam Bleakly?) who was also
making it look easy.
Hour 2 (part 1)
We suited up for round two and everyone in my group were
opting for as much as float as possible. The two guys surfing on my side had
longboards – (it doesn’t look like a logging wave but use a log!) and I stuck
with the 7.0. I went in with a different mind-set – stay as close to the pier
as possible on take-off (I can’t stress enough how important this is), relax,
acknowledge the fact the money is gone and enjoy it for what it is.
First wave I was up easily backhand and I got stuck behind
the section and struggled to chase it down. Second wave, again up ok and the
wave died under me. The sled had stopped. It stopped for half an hour. I stood
on the side in the howling wind talking to my Mrs and bored kids whilst trying
not to freeze to death. With twenty minutes to go they got it going again with
a rumour we were going to get an hour extension. I started to enjoy myself.
(Part 2)
Back up and running I was backhand again and again I got
stuck pushing then for the section and fell – the wave gets flat/fat in the
middle and it really is hard to come from behind. Next front side and I was up
and in the spot dropping into the meat of the wave and what the fuck, the power
seemed to disappear and I bogged and lost the face. Hmmm. Next wave, backhand,
along the pier, early drop and straight into the meat of it. Fly down the line,
pump, pump, pump and exit before the beginners – perfect wave – finally it is
beginning to happen for me. So I get out to wait for my next wave (it’s easier
just to get out between waves by the way!) and find out that it is me done for
the day, end of session, no extra hour. I had been keeping a tally scratched
into my wax and I had had five waves.
Got out, got changed and asked for a refund on the second
session which turned into a credit for another go on another day. Not a great
option if you live in Scotland eh, but I have a contract currently in North
Wales so should be ok for a return. The staff were great in this respect, they
were good all day in fact. There is no doubt on my second session, longboard.
So Wavegarden Heaven or Hell?
Before arriving I was ready to put aside the many (online)
suggestions that it is not real surf, and figured that if the wave was good it
would work and who cares about the rest. Now I am not sure. To feel worth it
the wave had to be nice to ride and reasonably easy for an average surfer to
roll into.
To be clear Inter did not seem worth it, you are paddling
into the white water and catching a fat reform or trying to stay out the way of
the advanced surfer. I didn’t see an inter who looked like they were having much
fun. The couple I spoke to seemed pretty low on it, had gone in for more float
and there was mention on someone asking for their money back. A friend
suggested the beginner group could be me more interesting.
And the advanced waves, the only short boarders I saw
catching waves were as good as the best surfers in my area and anyone else was
on longboards or oversized boards. For someone like me who regularly surfs
waves of this size it was just not user friendly enough, especially on the take
off. It could be just me having a bad day, but I surfed a better sized Pease
comfortably less than 10days previously and took far more waves off a busy
pack. I have not had a surf like the Garden for a long long time, additionally the
vibe was not great in the water or the changing room. I heard it said a few
times that “it would get better as they refined it” and I hope this to be true.
Dynamically I don’t think they will be able to lose the odd
sideways push from the sled and the factor of the curl coming the other way. Bearing
in mind you start paddling down the pier you end up taking off about 15 feet across
from it. I don’t also think the current and wash can be removed either which to
be fair I started to get used to and it’s not exactly Thorntonloch on a big day.
But they can work on consistency and calculate the speed
that gives the best wave given the wind and bottom contours and also offer
better advice for paddling. They could also screen the open end off from the
wind which was a pain all day. That could really bring it on.
It has no soul…
I wasn’t going get involved in the arty-souly-surfy bit as
my friends will rip the shit but the reality is that waiting for a sled to push
a wave towards you has absolutely no soul whatsoever. Being timed into a wave has
no soul. Or being in a changing room with people with back to front wetsuits,
or pulling out before entering the beginner zone when the wave is still running
nicely, or being told to get out after an hour. “fuck you” I wanted to shout at
the end of hour 2, “I am just getting into this”.
The issue can’t be overlooked; surfing in a lake highlights
everything that is great about surfing in the sea. Watching sets roll towards
you and choosing the waves, the ebb and flow of a session, taking turns and sharing
with people enjoying that same mind-set.
Watching surfing or being watched surfing from the window of
a coffee shop somehow doesn’t quite sit right with me either. I may be taking a
moral high ground due to having a bad day, but ultimately it is not how I want
my surfing served up. I am of an age where that shit counts.
But surf Snowdonia are not trying to create that, they are
putting on an attraction (like a snow dome) and it I love them for that. Business
like this deserves to work because there is passion behind it – and the wave
will get better, I loved the madness of it only being open for a couple of
weeks and being rammed, the staff running round in a mild state of panic and
apology. They were great btw but don’t expect them to answer the phone in a
hurry. They do care, they are just busy. If you think Surf Snowdonia is the end
of surfing as we know it then you are probably taking yourself too seriously –
I’d be more worried about powered water craft.
Is it a great day out with the kids? Yes I bet it is fun as
a beginner and my kids want a go (so I guess we will be back for that next
summer).
Is it value for money? Again for the kids maybe compared to
the competition for days out, (btw I went on to pay £34 (family of 4) for the
Welsh Mountain Zoo which we all thoroughly enjoyed).
Should an average surfer go? – for sure, just don’t expect
too much, take float, stay close to the pier on take-off, and don’t let your
head go down if it’s not all roses and if all you can hear is “you’re not meant
to fall off daddy”. I am already talking myself into another trip but that is
surfing for you.
Would I go back? Well currently it is 1-0 to the Wavegarden,
I have a free credit, and my surf ego is fit to burst and driving me back. I am
already looking forward to surfing it on my log, and I may change my opinion
after that. Would I however continue pay £45 an hour to dial in a wave that is
always going to be £45 an hour? No that would be financial madness. The kicker
is that for whatever reasons conditions were decidedly worse than an average
day down my local – and that is the simple yardstick.
Given another hour or two I think I would dial in the take
off and start to really enjoy the inside section – don’t get me wrong it is
superb when you are on it. But I don’t have the money or desire to throw at it
when the local is as local as mine.
So
after a run of thinking about the Wavegarden it feels nice just to be looking
at the local forecast again. There is a bump coming Saturday/Sunday morning so I
am happily thinking about how ridiculously early I can get up in order to
change in the rain and snag a few before the rush. My surfing life is back to
normal, hell I might stay in more than an hour
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